On this most auspicious of Tuesdays, kindly permit me, in lieu of the more commonplace summation, to suggest the character of tonight’s programme:
Observe! On hand, an overworked ombudsman of oblique oscillations, seen as offerer of both obesiances and orisons by those occupied in the operation of his on-air outfit.
This oracular overseer has organized an omnibus of odes beyond ordinary — each opus more outlandish than the others — by Ocean In A Bottle, Off Land, Ólafur Arnalds, Ombient, Omega Core, onewayness, ontol, Oöphoi, Oper-8, Orange Crush, Oxymythos, ozma, and Ozone Player!
Be overwhelmed by ostentatious opuscules of overtaxed oratorio, the odious outcry of ornery and obnoxious ogres, omens of odyls most occult in the ombra of ordered officialdom, and perhaps even the orgasmic outcry of odalisques (with oodles of oomph)!
I should be most obliged if you’d be on hand for the opening of this orrery of the obscure.
Heh! Heh heh heh…
Oh, this overload of oratory osculates near onanism, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honor to invite you to tonight’s episode of Meander, and you may call it “O”.
